Chapter 12: What A State!!

**Mild Nudity**

Good news! I finally got my lazy ass in gear and sorted any game starter, so now I've lowered my aging for this save without worrying I'll forget about raising it again for the Mattells! Things should get moving, and, if I continue to not be lazy I'll patch soon and treat myself to Twallans SP! (In this save, I'll add it to Mattells next gen, SV is too overcrowded.)

 Sabrina pranked the shower, and Sahara got unlucky.... Hm. Possible colour for next gen? That's waaaay brighter than the blue hair in my Mattell legacy and I like it :)
(SOZ FER UNDERAGE BOOBZ!)

Oh no D:
Moving the ages made Suzuki and Savannah's elder birthdays come too quick :'(

NO! Don't cheer!! It's sad!!!
(Walls: Huh? Oh, we're not partially down, we swear!)
....Sabrina's hair! o_o

Sam: This is boring, I wanna go bed.
SHUT UP SAM! NOBODY LOVES YOU! (He's not heir. I unnecessarily hate him too much.)

Suzuki: Ooft, ow!
NO NO NOOO! D: Stop rubbing your back! You're making me sad!

Suzuki: Oh, hey, this ain't so bad...
Thank god. I don't feel quite as bad now.

N'AWWW! Sahara rolled a wish to slow dance with Donovan. I didn't think EA would have allowed for adult-teen slow dancing, but then I remembered that it's not a romantic interaction. >:(
Donovan: Everyone is staring at me. I wonder if they know my dark secret?
Sahara: What secret?

Donovan: Uh.... Uhm.... *STOMP* Oh, I'm so sorry!!
Sahara: OWWWW! MY FOOOTTT!!!
Donovan: Phew. Avoided that question...
Suzuki: You have such beautiful eyes random old dude...

Sabrina: Baybee yew no yur ma wurld!
O.o

Sabrina: Oh Izrayul, yew say the sweetist things <3
That's Israel Billingham, pretty much the only teen in town other than Sahara and Sabrina. He's a babysitter, so he isn't even real, and because Sabrina has commitment issues they likely won't marry, but she needed someone.
Sabrina, your hair.... :|

Oh yeah, look who decided to move in again! He only stayed 24 hours this time, but he did eat two slices of cake and three helpings of mushroom omelette. He didn't even pee once, and he told me he was going every hour.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
D':
There was a reason I didn't give you a cake at the party!!! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!! :'(

NOOOO!! You're so old :'(
*regrets setting elder stage to four days*

I decided she calmed down a little in her old age, and so she has a very faint blue and pink tinge to her hair. That's her sleepwear she's in right now, and she still has her lip piercing.

This is the legacy she leaves behind.... What a state!! There is no hope for Sunlit Tides.

Suzuki still thinks she's hot, which made me smile. He just stood there, checkin' her ass while she made breakfast.

It's Sahara's birthday! And the walls are definately fully up this time... Yup.
(Guy behind Savannah is shocked by how much he likes Savannah....)
Look!! At the back there!! The blonde mullet! It's Thiam! The simfest performer that Savannah banged as part of her failed lifetime wish!

Ew.
And everyone thinks about how (un)lucky Donovan is!
I randomised Sahara's final trait, and she got workaholic.

And then I fix up Sahara's outfit, everyone has cake, and I get Sahara working Donovan so she can move on out.
AND TIME STOOD STILL!!!
For ten whole minutes. Then I figured it wasn't lag, it was one of those lazy crashes that can't even be bothered to shut down the game. So I restarted it and made dinner while it was loading again.

Sahara: Oh Donovan *smooch smooch*
Donovan: Oh baby *smoochy smoochy gropey gropey*

Sahara: Oh Don. I think I lo-
PISS OFF TENIKA! YOUR FAT ASS IS BLOCKING MY VIEW OF THE CUTESY STUFF!
Tenika: Lalalaaa *sparkle sparkle flap flap*

Tenika: Are you insulting my brain?!
KIWI! GO AWAY! THE PARTY'S OVER!!
Sahara: Lets go somewhere more private....

Donovan: I AM TERRIFIED OF THE STRIDE OF PRIDE!!!

Sahara: Now that we've tried for a baby, will you be my boyfriend?
Seriously. I've been trying to get the 'ask to go steady' to show up since they first bloody met!!

Sahara: Y'no? Screw that! Marry me!
Donovan: *girly scream* omgomgomgomgomg!! I can't wait to tell Tenika and Kiwi!

So I just get them married now, because it took that long to get them even dating I'm not passing up the opportunity. Then they stayed til morning and I got Sahara her dream job before kicking them both out with a bun in the oven so I'm garenteed at least one baby from them.

The remaining family members spent the next day (which they had off for Sahara's graduation. lol) at Vargs tavern, where Savannah reaquainted herself with the mirror while a paparazzi obsessively took pictures of her (seriously, she gained 30 photos in her celeb journal :| how sad.)

Savannah: Eeeehvrybaady do the smustle
Sabrina: Oh mooommm!! You're so embarassing!! *joins in*

Savannah orders a round of drinks. (I had to go into buy mode and delete the moondial that I didn't know was here, and so I figured 'what the hell!' and installed a professional bar instead of the boring old one)
They're the crazy drinks that change your traits.

Bartender: Underage drinking? Nope! If I close my eyes then I di'n't see nothin', and then it never happened!
Sabrina: *glug*

Uhm.... :| I honestly didn't know Suzuki had another romantic interest. I guess they both had pasts. Anyway, Lucretia Parrott died. I don't care. Suzuki does, though.

Uhm... And Sam was downstairs gambling or selling drugs or something I dunno. He might have even gone home, I really couldn't care less about him.

Donovan was a merman! (That was the secret he was hiding) I've never played with one before, and I almost considered changing the heir! Almost.

Results of the crazy drinks:

Chapter 11: I Am Giraffe Girl!

Donovan: Thanks for letting me stay the night in your sauna!
Why haven't you left?! I kept getting notifications from him "I have to go now" and various variations of it, but he stayed for two days. Never came into the main house, though.
Donovan: I want Sahara to be heir so I can spend more time in your presence, oh mighty goddess!
Hm... I think I could live with you if you said more stuff like that...

I mean, at the moment I have Savannah who manages to wet herself a few metres away from where she's standing... No, I don't know either. She was on her way to the bathroom. Yes, that's the bathroom you can see through that door. Sim logic.

So I think "Yeah, I'm gunna move to an empty lot and build a legacy house" So I buy a laptop and have Savannah set it up. She looks really old D':

So the family moves to the only empty lot in town (wtf EA?)
LOL YOU STILL CAN'T SEE SAM!!
Haha, honestly, that's not intentional. He's coming up soon, don't worry.
Why is Sahara glaring at her sister?!
Anyway, so I spend some time building something quick. Selling their house got them 93,000 simoleons! I didn't spend it all, but I did get most stuff from Into The Future to try the stuff out.

Savannah gets the notification that Kai Kahale, a romantic interest of hers, has died. (Shouldn't the pic in the bubble be of ghost-Kai?) Hey look! You can nearly see Sam in his pink crib in this one! Don't worry, we'll get to him ;)

A Holo-TV! Hehe! This is so cool. (Sorry, not finished testing UNI yet so not got to anything ITF related.)

 Sabrina: Huh, what is this? How does it work? *Shakes violently*
Careful!! That was expensive!

Holo-PC!
Sabrina is now addicted to chatting online. The ball thing lives in her inventory.

It's Sam! And oh look, the stupid ice IF didn't get sold with the furniture. Damn.
But it's ok, because I took him out Sams inventory and he disappeared...

Mummy-daughter time, eating pumpkin pie that according to the info Savannah made at some point.
I've since decorated the ceiling a lovely garish pink and purple.

Sabrina is obsessed with asking for bedtime stories. This time, for once, she gets into her own bed. I forgot to see what book Savannah chose, sorry.

Savannah rolls a wish to quit her job, and I let her. She's still got one day of maternity leave, then two days at work (due to leisure day and days off etc) before she ages to elder, so I don't see any harm. Especially not since they sold that house and got rich.

It appears that one of the girls has been setting traps. I later found out it was Sahara, from her moodlets.

Sahara: OMIDAIZ MA SISTA IS GROWIN' UP!!
Sabrina: *derpface*
Savannah: I feel old :(
Sam: Why do you people insist on putting me downstairs? All my toys are upstairs!
Suzuki: *is at work*
Yep! It's Sabrina's birthday! According to the cake she's three today! About time to start high-school, for sure!

Sabrina: BEHOLD! I AM GIRAFFE GIRL!
Sahara turns her back to avoid looking, and... Pepper? Or is Pepper her surname? The fairy with the blue wings whos initials are PP seems really excited about it. (Edit: Penelope Pepper.)

She looked really weird, like Sahara did, so she got a goofy makeover too... But now she looks like that I think she may have to be heir. Still waiting to see if Sam is attractive, but right now Sabrina is winning. If she can find herself a husband. If not, she may have to steal Donovan from her sister... LOL.

She gains the commitment issues trait, which would be a hoot if she was heir.

The weird-faced sisters tuck into birthday cake together.

OH PLEASE JUST GO AWAY! WE DON'T WANT YOUR SPARKLY BUCKETS!!

Sabrina: Mai mahma say when you grow up yer body changes!
O.o Uhm... I don't think she meant like that...

The girls work on homework together, and this house has such amazing routing that even though Sabrina is infront of the fridge, Savannah can still get into it. :| Oh ok then.

Oh what are you laughing about Sam?!? Please shut up and eat poop from your potty or something.

Oh! Uhm... Happy birthday!
He didn't even get a party... Sorry little guy.

Oh dear. :| Well, he's kinda cute (though you can't tell, sorry), but so were both his sisters as children. I'm letting him keep this.... uhm.... unique outfit. He gains the clumsy trait, which is a favourite of mine...


And that's your lot, peeps! I leave you with some layout pics of their speedily built house. There's not any deco, yet, but I'll add that in as time goes on.

Downstairs. (those are weird ceiling lights, not puddles) There's Sabrina obsessively chatting online. That girl has an addiction.

And upstairs. There's Sam crying... again....